The idea for this song came to me simply because it was so out of character for Gadget to go off the deep end like this, but sometimes it's fun to take things to extremes. This is my first parody posting, and since the best parodies try to stay as close to the rhymes and meters of the original song without repeating any of the original lines, I have tried my best to do just that. I've included a MIDI file of the song here on this page, in case anyone is not familiar with how it goes, or you just need something to jog your memory. However, even though it's the best MIDI of this song that I could find, like most MIDIs it's not great, and doesn't follow the song exactly. So to get the full effect of the parody, I suggest you find a copy of the actual song if you can and follow along with that. My lyrics are on the left, with the original on the right for comparison.
Finally, to set the mood, I envision that this song is something that might be sung by Dale in the Rangers' first, and only, trip to a Karaoke bar.
Gadget's got a gun. (Framwinkle)Dum, dum, dum, Gadget what have you done? Dum, dum, dum, Just a mouse having fun. Dum, dum, dum, Gadget what have you done? Dum, dum, dum, Hit the ground! Hit the ground... Fly, ing, fur. Mol, ten, slag. Smo, king, bits. Munks, o', frag... Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun. The whole tree's come undone, Her anger's hotter than the sun. What did ol' Chipper do? Seeing you in the nude? They say when Gadget was undressin', He found her only with her shame. So man, he had it comin', Now that Gadget's got a gun, This tree's never gonna be the same! Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun. Her vengence has just begun. Now even Monty is on the run. One day cooking up some stew. What did ol' Monty do? He made a big ol' pot'a chowder. The mouse has got cheese on the brain. They say the pressure it was under, The pot was torn asunder. She knew someone had to clean the place! Run away, run away from the plane! La, Sers, Trained, On, You. Run away, run away from the plane! No, Place, For, You, To, Hide. Run away, run away, run from the playayayayayayayayane! Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun. Her vengence has just begun. Now even Zipper is on the run. What did that poor fly do? It's Gadget's last "bug"-a-boo. She couldn't take all of that buzzing, Or put up with his mumbling. She said 'cause no one understands him, That fly has gotta flee, This tree's never gonna be the same! Run away, run away from the flames! Bur, Ning, Scor, Ching, You. Run away, run away from the flames! Na, Palm, In, The, Mor, Ning. Run away, run away, run from the flayayayayayayayames! Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun. All the Rangers are on the run. Gadget's got a gun. Her vengence has just begun. Now all the Rangers are on the run (Gadget, Gadget, it's no problem.) 'Cause Gadget's got a gun. (Things should be all right.) Gadget's got a gun. (Was it Dale's music throbbin' that'a,) Her vengence has just begun. (Kept you up at night?) Now all the Rangers are on the run. Gadget's got a gun. Gadget's got a gun... |
Janie's got a gun. (Aerosmith)Dum, dum, dum, Honey what have you done? Dum, dum, dum, It's the sound of my gun. Dum, dum, dum, Honey what have you done? Dum, dum, dum, It's the sound, it's the sound... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.... Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Her whole world's come undone, From lookin' straight at the sun. What did her daddy do? What did he put you through? They say when Janie was arrested, They found him underneath a train. But man, he had it comin', Now that Janie's got a gun, She ain't never gonna be the same! Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Her dog day's just begun. Now everybody is on the run. Tell me now it's untrue. What did her daddy do? He jacked a little bitty baby. The man has got to be insane. They say the spell that he was under, The lightnin' and the thunder, Knew that someone had to stop the rain! Run away, run away from the pain! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away from the pain! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, run, run awayayayayayayayayeah. Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Her dog day's just begun. Now everybody is on the run. What did her daddy do? It's Janie's last I.O.U. She had to take him down easy, And put a bullet in his brain. She said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze. He ain't never gonna be the same. Run away, run away from the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, from the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, run, run awayayayayayayayeah. Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Everybody is on the run. Janie's got a gun. Her dog day's just begun. Now everybody's on the run. (Honey, honey what's your problem?) 'Cause Janie's got a gun. (Tell me it ain't right.) Janie's got a gun. (Was it daddy's cradle robbin' that'a,) Her dog day's just begun. (Made you scream at night?) Now everybody is on the run. Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun... |
Gadget: "Oh, Dale? Would you come here please?"
Dale: "Uh oh! Gotta run!"
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