Pistachio! Rescue Ranger Captions

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Framwinkle - 2003-10-28
1. Tough times for the Rangers as they co-star in a new sitcom, "Big Daddy Fat Cat"
Fat Cat: "All right! Who left these hideous things lying around? I've told you a thousand times to pick up your toys when you're done playing with them! If you do it one more time, be assured these things are going right in the Cuisinart!"

2. Fat Cat decides the Rangers aren't so bad after all, while Gadget realizes just what the full implications of his plan could mean for her.
Fat Cat: "Two down, three to go. Once I have the entire collection, I'll make a fortune from those silly Rangerphiles on Ebay."
Gadget: "Gasp! The Gadgephiles! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

3. Fat Cat: "Ugh! Which one of you bought these? This is the worst Chip action figure I've seen yet!"

4. Fat Cat: "Ugh! Look at the face on this one! Mepps! You've been running over your toys with your bicycle again, haven't you? Good boy."

Larry Larsson - 2003-02-27
1. Fat Cat: "All right, Dale. It's time to choose! Now, which will it be? Your best friend? Or your girlfriend? And remember, the one you don't choose, I eat!"
Dale: "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!"
Gadget and Chip: "DALE!!!"

lightening816 - 2006-06-12
1. Fat Cat: "More Rescue Rangers?! This is the 3rd time this week! If I see another one, I'll be forced to dispose of them! That goes for you too, Monterey Jack!"
Monterey: "Oh, blimey!"

Charles Johnson - 2007-06-01
1. Fat Cat: "Mepps, Wart, Snout, Mole! Go and steal me another pair of maracas. These ones complain too much when you shake them!"

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